More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
"There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words."[Interview, The Paris Review, Summer 1956]"
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"