I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthle... - Dorothy Parker

"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"

"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."