More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
"It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day."
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."