More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word."
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses."
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."