More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."