More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."