More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses."
"I hate writing, I love having written."