More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day."
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."