More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back."
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"