More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"And there was that poor sucker Flaubert rolling around on his floor for three days looking for the right word."
"I hate writing, I love having written."
"It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day."
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."