To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"If I were a Wild West cowboy, I wouldn’t ride a horse—I’d ride a wheelchair. More romantic."