More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."
"Networking is more quality, and less quantity. It’s better to form a solid connection with one new person, than a liquid connection with ten. You don’t want people to think you drink too much."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears."