More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."
"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."