I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide."
"I’ll stand by you. And by stand I mean cower in your shadow. It’s probably cold there, so I’m going to knit myself a warm cat sweater to wear."
"I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented."
"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."
"Yellow flowers are like physical manifestations of sunlight. I’m growing a garden of sunglasses just to help save eyesight and make the world a little bit cooler."