More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening."
"The sun rose and tinted the sky rose, that floral red teeming with romance, and it filtered in thoughts of the love I used to have for her."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."
"If you converted a water fountain into a fire fountain, then you’d have what it takes to stoke the heat I have for you in my heart."