"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."
"I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I"in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I"in independence, individuality and integrity."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck"
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."