I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot... - George Carlin
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
"Meow” means “woof” in cat."
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."