I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot... - George Carlin

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

"In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem."

"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."