More quotes by George Carlin

"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
"If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase."
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."