More quotes by George Carlin

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity."