That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have... - George Carlin
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
"The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."