More quotes by George Carlin

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"It's never just a game when you're winning."