"If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase."
"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."