More quotes by George Carlin

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"