More quotes by George Carlin

"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."