Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large grou... - George Carlin
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
"Electricity is really just organized lightning"
"You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with."
"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."