I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes."

"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."

"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."

"I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?"

"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."