I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter."

"I want to get the words "Courage"and "Bravery"tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me."

"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."

"I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes."

"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."