I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes. - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."

"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell"all the time."

"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."

"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."

"I like to spoon after I fork."