I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes. - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes."
"I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes."
"I want to write a book called, "Bonfires and Bras,"which follows around a young, braless feminist who struggles to adopt in air conditioned rooms, as her hardened nipples cause her excess embarrassment."
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."
"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."
"I want to merge a Phoenix with a Camel to create the world's first everlasting cigarette. It'll be a cigarette that rises from its own ashes, so you can keep smoking it indefinitely."