I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes. - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I like to spoon after I fork."

"I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium."

"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."

"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."

"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."