I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."

"I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs."

"I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes."

"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."

"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."