More quotes by Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to get the words "Courage"and "Bravery"tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me."
"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."
"I like to spoon after I fork."
"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."
"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."