I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that ey... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."

"I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming."

"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."

"I want to merge a Phoenix with a Camel to create the world's first everlasting cigarette. It'll be a cigarette that rises from its own ashes, so you can keep smoking it indefinitely."

"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."