I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed f... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but first I'm going to try to grow a mustache underneath it, to make it less noticeable."
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"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."
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"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."