I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed f... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but first I'm going to try to grow a mustache underneath it, to make it less noticeable."
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"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
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