I want to get the words "Courage"and "Bravery"tattooed acros... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium."

"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."

"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."

"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."

"I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?"