I want to get the words "Courage"and "Bravery"tattooed acros... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."

"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."

"I like to spoon after I fork."

"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."

"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."