I want to get the words "Courage"and "Bravery"tattooed acros... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?"

"I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter."

"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."

"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."

"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."