I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and w... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."

"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."

"I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?"

"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."

"I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming."