I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and w... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming."

"I want to merge a Phoenix with a Camel to create the world's first everlasting cigarette. It'll be a cigarette that rises from its own ashes, so you can keep smoking it indefinitely."

"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."

"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell"all the time."

"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."