I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables."
"I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables."
"I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?"
"I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes."
"I like to spoon after I fork."
"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."
"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."