I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Lat... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."
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"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."