"I want to write a book called, "Bonfires and Bras,"which follows around a young, braless feminist who struggles to adopt in air conditioned rooms, as her hardened nipples cause her excess embarrassment."
"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."
"I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?"
"I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?"
"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."