"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."
"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."
"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."
"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."
"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."
"I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium."