"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."
"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."
"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."
"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."
"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."