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"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."