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"You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK."
"You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."