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"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."