You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future.... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now."
"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."