You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future.... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours."
"You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours."
"I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"