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"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone."
"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."