Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lo... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am."

"His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up."

"I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even try! I simply waited. I’ll bet I could even do it in my sleep."

"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."

"On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones."