It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help... - George Carlin

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."

"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."

"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."

"Electricity is really just organized lightning"

"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."