I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot... - George Carlin
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."