I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol wa... - George Carlin

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."

"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."

"The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."