More quotes by George Carlin

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."