I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and Stat... - George Carlin
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it."
"The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"