The planet is fine. The people are fucked. - George Carlin
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck"
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."