More quotes by George Carlin

"I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."