"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."