"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."