If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? H... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."