If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? H... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."