If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? H... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."