If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? H... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."