More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More