More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"I’ve changed, and she’s changed, but we haven’t changed together. We were in separate dressing rooms the whole time we dated."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"It’s better if you don’t come at all, then come and act like you don’t want to be here. The same applies to there, when I’m there, which is also confusingly here, though it’s not here it’s there."
"A raisin on the ground is full of hope that if it just keeps aging, it will turn into wine and get drunk on its wrinkly self."