"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"I dance so fluid you’d think I’m a fish. I don’t need to drink to be able to dance—I am the drink. Have a sip and find out for yourself."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"The memory of her love shimmers the way white light ripples gently on the midnight river, and I am currently thirsting to swim in the current that will flow downstream into her wading and waiting arms."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."