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"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
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"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
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"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."
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"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
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"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
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