He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Mo... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."

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