I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I mel... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."

"No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."

"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."

"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."

"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."