I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I mel... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
"No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."
"This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately)."