#pizza

"I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you."

"God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it."

"If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into real trouble with my plot, I go out for a pizza with my husband."

"Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart attack?""He was hit by a Pizza Express truck."

"My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around."

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked."

"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."

"It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on clothes. The life of a writer is as free as the pizza I just had delivered is not."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go."