"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
"I prefer long-distance relationships. If we were dating, would you be offended if I asked you to stand back a few feet?"
"I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."