More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so God is sure to hear, but also my neighbors, because I pray to God He’ll deliver pestilence and plague to the residents next door. I even tell God the exact address, as if He can’t read my heart. But it’s not for His benefit, it’s for my neighbors’."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?"
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of crutches, canes, walkers, and anything that helps support man through difficult times."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More