I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a boo... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date."
"You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?"
"What’s on my mind? I could say you, but we both know I'd be lying. Actually, I'm only pretending that you aren't on my mind. But I know that you don't mind."
"All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simply take all the words and rearrange them randomly enough times, you’re bound to hit upon at least a few great ideas eventually. Sausage donkey swallows flying guillotine, my love assembly line."
"Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans."