I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol wa... - George Carlin

"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."

"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."

"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."