I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol wa... - George Carlin

"How is it possible to have a civil war?"

"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."

"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."