More quotes by George Carlin

"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."
"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."
"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it."
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."