It's never just a game when you're winning. - George Carlin

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."

"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."

"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."

"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."