#clones

"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."

"Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me and some scientists will have sucked them out in the lab. Why sell your soul to the devil, when you can sell your clone’s soul?"

"My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same."

"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"

"Do I own my soul, or would two of my clones?"

"I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entirely by my clones."

"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."